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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I am not in a place where I can look at my old dance and twerking videos. lol that’s why I made my twerk instagram private. But I do have a cool idea for a general dance video I want to make, but I need a space for it. Can’t be at the gym lol maybe I’ll be able to find and convince a photographer to help me out.

I just wanted to hop on here really quick, because I’ve been having so much fun dating around and being even more intimidating to men than ever before, but that doesn’t mean random people on Tumblr aren’t hilariously dumb anymore.

Please look below at a dude who was lucky enough to message me before I closed my DMs on here.

And, of course, I didn’t block anything out about him because fuck this dude. I don’t owe it to him to protect him from his actions, and he can live with whatever consequences, not that there will be any serious ones probably.

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First of all, let me just remind any idiots out there who didn’t already know, that messaging a woman saying she’s “kinda” pretty… wrong move. I repeat, a backhanded or demeaning compliment is Not The Right Move.

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He’s kinda hot, I guess. But I kinda didn’t care. Because he was Kinda an asshole.

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Ok he messaged me about my post, so I thought I’d say thank you.

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lmao I just love when they block me themselves. I feel successful. I feel powerful. I feel complete.

Also, wtf is “you think I’m going to share?” Like. You DM me soliciting for free porn. Fuck off, polishtiger82.

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Okay my homies.

It’s super sad that I have to basically restart everything on another platform after almost a decade on Tumblr, BUT if you wanna keep in touch, here are your options:

  • Twitter - Basically I just post random one line jokes or complaints about politics or being tall and comment on celeb news. Not a lot of photos of me, but maybe I should start… hmmmmm… I’m the most likely to reply to something you send me via twitter, btw.
  • Instagram - Kinda shifting it to be more like my Tumblr! I’ve been posting opportunities for people to ask me questions and answering and it’s been really fun so far! (I was actually surprised that anyone at all responded lmao) Soooo eventually I’ll be posting more booty content on there too, just maybe less at-home stuff because a lot of people I’ve met in person follow me on there…
  • Wordpress - I’ll definitely be sharing my vlogs, random thoughts, and most photos and other life updates. As I said before, I’m not ultra comfortable with how formal it is, but I’m sure I’ll get settled in and find a rhythm that I like.
  • Youtube - My vlog channel

My Wordpress and Tumblr are already disconnected.

It’s been really fun!!! 2019 is gonna kick ass.

I might come back here to promote the book once it’s done and check for messages, but otherwise, I won’t be blogging much.

LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH seriously those of you who I’ve talked to are so great and I really appreciate that I’ve been able to be very “me” here and attract the kind of people who get it and are similar.

<3333 farewell

Daily Dithyramb: Treat You Better by RÜFUS DU SOL

Daily Dithyramb: Treat You Better by RÜFUS DU SOL

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I just heard this song for the first time yesterday…

So.

Dang.

Beautiful.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve hoped for that cliche movie moment where a guy who knows that he fucked up shows up to my house with a boom box playing some kind of song, or with flowers, or just sends heartfelt letters asking for me back. 

And then, you know, actually loves and cares and appreciates me.

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Daily Dithyramb: You Were Right by RÜFUS DU SOL

Daily Dithyramb: You Were Right by RÜFUS DU SOL

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Besides “I love you” (or in my case – I am in love with you), “you are right” are probably the most satisfying words to hear in a relationship… 

I remember during my freshman or sophomore year of college, I was in a social entrepreneurship class and learned about being a connector, strategist, boundary setter… and there’s a 4th one I always forget. Either way, I remember at some point, after…

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Qualia: Players Only Love You When They’re Playing

Qualia: Players Only Love You When They’re Playing

In 2018, as a woman, there’s really no winning in dating, but I do try to have fun with it.

What I mean is —
If I am non-exclusively dating someone, if I tell them I’m seeing other people, they don’t like it.
If I don’t tell them I’m seeing other people,  they assume they’re the only one I’m talking to and take me for granted.

They want to feel special and chosen, but don’t want to actually…

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ATTENTION WRITERS

Google BetaBooks. Do it now. It’s the best damn thing EVER.

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You just upload your manuscript, write out some questions for your beta readers to answer in each chapter, and invite readers to check out your book!

It’s SO easy!

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You can even track your readers! It tells you when they last read, and what chapter they read!

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Your beta readers can even highlight and react to the text!!!

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There’s also this thing where you can search the website for available readers best suited for YOUR book!


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Seriously guys, BetaBooks is the most useful website in the whole world when it comes to beta reading, and… IT’S FREE.

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HEY! BECAUSE OF OP, THEY CREATED A SPECIAL WELCOME IF YOUR FOUND THEM THRU A TUMBLR WELCOME, ITS A YOUTUBE VIDEO.

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They also sent me this; which was super cool

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*slams reblog button*

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@findingtallahassee holy shit! This is cool!

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“Authors retain all rights to works posted on BetaBooks, and can add or remove content at their discretion. BetaBooks makes no claim to any of the work posted on the site.”

Incase anyone was wondering

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For future reference

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Hmmm should I just upload my shitty draft right now as it is? It’s over 140 pages long but still a ways to go. Might be fun to get feedback 🤔 Please let me know if you’d read it before edits.

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Anonymous asked:

Will we get another booty pic or full body nude before everything goes? I’m sure vagina is probably asking too much

Yes I was gonna upload some booty pics yesterday when I realized all the issues with Wordpress-tumblr integration. You’re definitely best off following my new blog. I know it’s inconvenient and annoying, but… times are a changing. If anyone has a better platform where I can just be me, lemme know. 😁

blacksexcellence asked:

Lol you found a way around the Tumblr mess using WordPress. Might as well turn it into your NEW Tumblr.

That’s what it will be!! :) And I checked the community guidelines and there isn’t anything about adult content, I think I just have to tag it as such for sensitive audiences. :) 

The only things I don’t love about Wordpress are that it’s soooo much more formal and it doesn’t make gifs. And I can’t record video from their mobile app and do cute jump-cuts, but I might just get a Vimeo or use youtube for my video hosting. Mostly thinking about if I make any more dance videos and my concern is copyrighted material that I might not have permission to use. SO ANNOYING lol if I’m not profiting from a song in a video, I should be allowed to use it for free like who cares. 

I get that celebs send Trump cease and desist letters for using his music at rallies, but he profits from those in a big way. Plus, if he wanted permission from artists to use their music, maybe he could be less of a neo-nazi.